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ewok-gia:

*flicks holy water on you* leave

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decibelsandpaperbacks:

This week on Tumblr:

It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.

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timecurry:

hellohelbig:

justindonuts:

lets-get-krunk:

"I really don’t want to shower but I want to be clean" an autobiography

"Now that I’m in the shower I really dont wanna get out" a sequel

"Now that I’m out, I don’t want to put on clothes" the spin-off

"I’m sitting here in my towel and I must have showered 2 hours ago" the self help booklet

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slantededge:

at my future wedding and funeral service
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undoinqs:

Untitled on We Heart It.
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plasmatics:

White flower snow from blue sky [via/more] By Hwang Taeho
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perks-of-being-chinese:

makeups
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svveden:

svveden:

what do you call a sphere full of idiots

earth

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